I don't care what anyone says, a dog can be a friend. They are man's best friend, after all. Sure, they may not be able to talk back to you in plain English, but they definitely communicate in their own way. When you're around a dog for long enough you start to develop a secret language between the two of you. They know when you're giving them instructions and will look at you while you do so. You know the difference between an "I want food" bark and an "I'd like some attention please" groan. You talk and share needs, just like any parent/child or perhaps dependent roommate dynamic.
They can also be manipulative just like humans, finding and exploiting your weak spots in order to get more treats. Dogs, as a species, have conned their way into a life of complete and utter luxury. But nobody's complaining. We're too busy looking at dog memes.
They can also be manipulative just like humans, finding and exploiting your weak spots in order to get more treats. Dogs, as a species, have conned their way into a life of complete and utter luxury. But nobody's complaining. We're too busy looking at dog memes.