Gaming🎮 Stardew Valley's next update will let you drink mayonnaise, and I do not like that

[Royal_Lizard]

Stardew Valley is soon set to receive its 1.6 update, and apparently you'll be able to drink mayonnaise.

Look, I love mayo. I know you lot over in the US mostly use it for sandwiches, but it's simply the best condiment for fries and fried chicken. It comes in countless varieties and flavours, and even your bog standard mayo differs from country to country. I realise this is incredibly white of me to say, but I've got five different kinds in my fridge right now, so that have a different type depending on my needs. And yet, discovering that Stardew Valley's next update will let you… drink… mayo… that fills me with a level of dread I've never experienced before.

You see, the game's 1.6 update is due out tomorrow, March 19, and the game's creator Eric Barone (aka ConcernedApe) has been tweeting out random patch notes in the days leading up to it. That includes bug fixes like the fact that it was faster to harvest left-to-right than the opposite, spouses getting a "honeymoon" period, and things like pickles or jelly being coloured differently depending on the ingredient. And for some reason, Barone decided that the patch note to be shared two days before the update launches is "You can now drink mayonnaise."

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